Uncategorized01 May 2005 11:20 pm
A young boy enters a barber shop and the barber whispers to his customer, “This is the dumbest kid in the world. Watch while I prove it to you.â€
The barber puts a dollar bill in one hand and two quarters in the other, then calls the boy over and asks, “Which do you want, son?â€
The boy takes the quarters and leaves.
“What did I tell you?†said the barber. “That kid never learns!â€
Later, when the customer leaves, he sees the same young boy coming out of the ice cream store. “Hey, son! May I ask you a question? Why did you take the quarters instead of the dollar bill?â€
The boy licked his cone and replied, “Because the day I take the dollar, the game’s over!â€
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